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scary stories

drive-in style

 

at the bar

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select Friday & Saturday Nights

June-July

2024

6:30 pm -

11:30 pm

ages 13+

free to book

headphone rentals free with any bar purchase

Hey!

 

We're trying something new.

 

It's a smaller, bar-only thing. No blindfolded maze or deranged research study this time. (We'll have announcements about those soon.)

 

Just some creepy campfire stories, told fear garden style.

 

Reservations strongly encouraged: you can show up unannounced, but if we reach capacity, there could be a queue. If you book ahead (for free!), you get priority boarding.

rotating selections of tales to watch or listen to.

runtimes range between 10 and 90 minutes.

totally self-guided.

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Half horror-themed beer and wine garden,

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half experimental haunted house laboratory.

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Hi. We're a divey

beer and wine bar..

 

Mostly we make horror-themed cocktails using wicked strong wines, but we've got beer, seltzers, and sodas, too.

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We're also

A laboratory for the

development

of novel

methods for

the efficient

elicitation

of terror.

It's cool.

We're psychologists.

Here's a promo from our last event.

 

(Nighttime Easter egg hunt with a horror story and stickers and bloody bunnies and prizes.)

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It's very professional and not at all sketchy.

 

The relevant authorities definitely know that we're doing this.

You'll be fine.

Boring version: We're a nerdy, offbeat haunted house...thing. We're low budget (we may or may not have mortgaged our house for this) and there's a lot of duct tape and zip ties but we work really really hard on it. This is a long game for us - we WILL NOT STOP until The Gainesville Fear Garden is a top-shelf, ineffably strange haunted house attraction that fills your openness-to-experience bucket to the brim. This we solemnly swear.

 

Give us a shot? Novelty is good for human brains.

-K&K

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622 SE 2nd St., Gainesville, FL 32601

Right across from the RTS bus station

In the old Depot Park Fun and Games building

Depot Park / Cade Museum area

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WE'LL BE ANNOUNCING ANOTHER  HAUNTED HOLIDAY VERY, VERY SOON.

Want a heads up - via email or SMS - before we tell the rest of the world?

Success!

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