WILL RETURN...
622 SE 2nd St.
Gainesville, FL 32601
Half horror-themed beer and wine garden,
Hence,
Open Sometimes
During 2024
half experimental haunted house laboratory.
"Fear Garden."
Hi. We're a divey
beer and wine bar..
Mostly we make horror-themed cocktails using wicked strong wines, but we've got beer, seltzers, and curious mocktails, too.
We're also
A laboratory for the
development
of novel
methods for
the efficient
elicitation
of terror.
It's cool.
We're psychologists.
Here's a promo from our last event.
(Nighttime Easter egg hunt with a horror story and stickers and bloody bunnies and prizes.)
It's very professional and not at all sketchy.
The relevant authorities definitely know that we're doing this.
You'll be fine.
Boring version: We're a nerdy, offbeat haunted house...thing. We're low budget (we may or may not have mortgaged our house for this) and there's a lot of duct tape and zip ties but we work really really hard on it. This is a long game for us - we WILL NOT STOP until The Gainesville Fear Garden is a top-shelf, ineffably strange haunted house attraction that fills your openness-to-experience bucket to the brim. This we solemnly swear.
Give us a shot? Novelty is good for human brains.
-K&K
622 SE 2nd St., Gainesville, FL 32601
Right across from the RTS bus station
In the old Depot Park Fun and Games building
Depot Park / Cade Museum area
