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HEY WE HAVE A NEW THING!!
Launch party this Friday night (7/12) from 7-11!
Must reserve a spot.
Also at this party (included with your ticket):
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A surprise early 2000s horror movie playing in our headphone theater at 7:00, 8:30, and 10:00. (One movie, three chances to watch.)
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Campfire Bingo 2.0. One 20-minute story on repeat all night. (Revamped cards - one in five wins! Cash money prizes on the table this time, folks. Everyone gets a free card.)
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NEW Whispering Willow specialty summer drink that might be my new favorite.
Pick any time you like for your private experiment, but come as early / stay as late as as you like for movies and Bingo. I'll be free to chat at the bar all night. (You know that's my favorite part, right?)
Half horror-themed beer and wine garden,
half experimental haunted house laboratory.
Hi. We're a divey
beer and wine bar..
Mostly we make horror-themed cocktails using wicked strong wines, but we've got beer, seltzers, and sodas, too.
We're also
A laboratory for the
development
of novel
methods for
the efficient
elicitation
of terror.
It's cool.
We're psychologists.
Here's a promo from our last event.
(Nighttime Easter egg hunt with a horror story and stickers and bloody bunnies and prizes.)
It's very professional and not at all sketchy.
The relevant authorities definitely know that we're doing this.
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You'll be fine.
Boring version: We're a nerdy, offbeat haunted house...thing. We're low budget (we may or may not have mortgaged our house for this) and there's a lot of duct tape and zip ties but we work really really hard on it. This is a long game for us - we WILL NOT STOP until The Gainesville Fear Garden is a top-shelf, ineffably strange haunted house attraction that fills your openness-to-experience bucket to the brim. This we solemnly swear.
Give us a shot? Novelty is good for human brains.
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-K&K
622 SE 2nd St., Gainesville, FL 32601
Right across from the RTS bus station
In the old Depot Park Fun and Games building
Depot Park / Cade Museum area
